love, peace and mad bitches. the fact that you send me wishes like these is the reason you're my soulmate.

"1) that you will celebrate 4/20 with organic goodness and "chocolate cake" oh to hell with the i'm talking about pot brownies

2) that you wear plaid

3) that you love life

4) that you act like the little Piglet I know you are- red balloon and all

5) that you not own a brush

6) that you have a lovely long yoga session

7) that everybody treats you like a princess even though you probably think princesses are stupid

8) that you go out tonight and spend 30 minutes trying different combinations of outfits that no one else would look good in because no one else can pull off a hipster vibe in rochester like the Funk

9) that you weight lift with grape nuts before you go o ut so that you're toned for the bar

10) that you pick wildflowers growing up through the sidewalk

11) that you have nice weather

12) that your soccer team plays really well

13) that everyone you don't like gets a bloody nose

14) that you find something you lost

15) that you light candles in memory of psycho D

16) that you obtain an avocado and eat it

17) that your yellow and red bike mate and form a hybrid for me

18) that you don't trip and fall down

19) that everything is a big hat (and therefore funny?)

20) that your car purrs like a kitten and roars like a tiger

21) that you win the lottery and give it all to charity

22) that you snot rocket on another cute boy

23) that you get stoked to see me on friday "